Hanging out with your Best Friend Bullmastiffs

ThunderStorm Cloud Dozer Im above at 10 mo young.
I am growing like a weed my pup mom says? I cant figure out why my feet are so bigger every time I wake up they are a different size then the rest of my body. Pup Dad says how akward I look and wait till I grow into myself. I hope that has smething to do with my paws.
This is my favorite picture my paws are hidden in the grass. Pup Dad used that loud scary monster and it cut all the grass everywhere. Now I cant hide my paws. I really like to do that. Pup Dad luvs to do things with the house all around our yard, I dont understnd why PupDad is always doing stuff with the loud monsters outside and cutting the grass and the tree's and all the flowers that are so fun to jump on. Now everytime I do that PupMom gets mad and wont let me back outsideto play, to jump on the flowers. I just dont understand what they think that stuff is there for. Grass to roll in and eat, and the flowers are there to jump over the silly ones and run around the big round ones.
Them are so fun.
NOt anymore. I really got yelled at and my mom and dad didnt come with me to play they went and laid down by the door and in the grass and none of them were in trouble. SO I am going to watch and see when they play with the flowers.
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